Alt-text: "The human guard was supposed to have a double chin but ... don't ask what that thing at his throat is ..."
Updated on 2018-02-09
<Gates of Serpent's End, at dusk>
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<Guard captain stands at top of the gate and looks into the jungle>
Guard Captain: Okay, folks.
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Guard Captain: It's getting dark - close the gates!
Guard 1: Alright ... c'mon, Fred, let's hope the night's watch is on time today ...
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Guard 1: <looks to guard 2> ... what's up with you?
Guard 2: Wait, there's someone coming! YOU SEE THAT, SIR?!